THE DAILY CERTAINTYTomorrow · 12:30ish
What will Adam have for lunch?
We all know what it's going to be. The market is merely observing the ritual.
96% favourite probability
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Put your beak where your Kencoin is.
Bet imaginary money on the questions nobody sensible thought to ask. Curated by Polly, a penguin with a clipboard and absolutely no licence.
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POLLY SAYS3 / 1“Probably.”
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CLASSIFIED CREATURESRevealed tomorrow
Tomorrow's Secret Animals
Selections arrive via a tiny envelope hidden beneath the fish counter.
Hedgehog 43%Owl 27%Duck 20%
FORECOURT DRAMACloses whenever it happens
Which petrol pump will close next?
Polly's sources are wearing hi-vis and refusing to comment.
Pump 7 44%Pump 3 32%Pump 1 16%
🧊Cold hard guessesFacts occasionally included
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🐧Penguin approvedPolly nodded once
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Polly's Market is a parody. Kencoin is fictional, odds are invented, and pressing buttons creates no wager, contract, prize, liability or usable financial wisdom. If the fun stops, have a biscuit and look at a penguin.